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Just what is Science Monkeys? To answer this, you need to know a little background about this area. Here in Cedar Falls, in a particular Science class (which I happen to be in, and unfortunately has no Insane Pyro for a teacher. He only teaches 7th grade.), all 8th graders are required to do "Interest Points", which basically translates to, "HAHAHA YOU WILL NOT DO THIS UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE HAHA!"

This held true for a good friend of mine named Anthony, and in desperation, he made a crappy site filled with information about monkeys. He showed me the site. I said it was crappy, and that a message board would help greatly. HE PUT ON A FREAKING CORKBOARD.

I said to him, "Anthony, why in the hell did you put a freaking corkboard on your site? EZboards are much better and are still free." He then said to me, "But I don't have internet access at home. Tom, can you make an EZboard for me?" Of course, I gladly accepted, and the SCIENCE MONKEYS FORUM was born.

But alas, my megalomaniacal traits did not want to stop there, and he abandoned Science Monkeys as soon as he got his grade, so I was free to continue the legacy and break away from the EVIL, EVIL shackles of public education. God bless you, site builders!

So now this site, in it's infancy, is being updated by me (at the moment), and (hopefully in the near future) Anthony. So let's find out something about our lovely hosts!

PIMPMASTA MOJO
Real name: Thomas William Otting
Age: 13, 14 very soon
Motto: Screw procrastination? I WOULD IF I COULD.
Favorite food: Three cheese chicken alfredo pasta
Favorite TV show: Invader ZIM
AIM Handle: BadTomOatmeal69
EZBoard Handle: PimpmastaMojo
Plan for World Domination: Too long to post here.

MASTER OF MONKEYS
Real name: Anthony __ Armile
Age:
Motto:
Favorite food:
Favorite TV show: Invader ZIM. Definitely Invader ZIM.
AIM Handle: forumboarder902
EZboard handle: Master of monkeys
Plan for World Domination:

The creators of this site want you to STOP READING THESE DAMN FOOTERS.